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The Politically Incorrect Guide To Sex





I’d like to put in on record that I believe in equality. The more female persons that approach me in bars, take me out to dinner, phone me for a date, the better. They can even open doors for me if they like.
However, despite considerable media coverage suggesting the contrary, most people fail to practice sexual equality. Paradoxically, women least of all. So if you are not a faggot, transsexual, transvestite, dike or Tom, we all have to make an effort to chat up the opposite sex or we end up alone and without.
This book clearly demonstrates the politically incorrect, chauvinistic, unsophisticated, thickheaded manner in which men view women - so it was obviously written by a male. But before she tears this book up and throws it in the trash-can, the female gender might be interested to discover how easily the male sees through her transparently obvious behaviour patterns. Via her superior intellect, she can then use this information to compensate by way of reverse-psychology.
In the interests of equality (and to give the male gender even more information in the battle of the sexes), a mini-survey was carried out by the author concerning the subject of sexuality and relationships as viewed from the female perspective. The results appear within.
The author would like to offer his thanks to all the people who assisted in the writing of this important study on human and animal sexuality, by filling out the questionnaires. Also, thanks to the select band of women and young girls who understandably fell in love with the author over the years - even the lousy lays and ones with odd shaped tits. Sorry I didn’t mention I was only researching a book, but it was all in the interests of social science.

Prof. Ruud Organ. BW. LF. (Hons).
Certified Swedish Sexologist.









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Sex Is Zero





Very few comedies have grossed over one hundred million dollars at the box office, but those that have are absolute classics: Animal House, Porky's, There's Something About Mary, American Pie and Sex Is Zero! You never knew they made comedies in Korea? Well now you'll never forget! This film out performed Titanic 3 to 1 in its homeland - eventually becoming the highest grossing Korean comedy of all time. Ever wondered what Fast Times At Ridgemont High would have been if directed by the Farrelly Brothers? Wonder no more! This hysterical Asian import has a decidedly American sense of humor that will have you rolling on the floor just in time for spring break.

•Available for the first time in North America

• Completely Re-Mastered Video & Audio with over 100 minutes of Bonus Materials

• Behind-The-Scenes Featurette

• EnglishAudio Commentary with Mike McPadden & Mr. Skin of The Howard Stern Show

• Spanish Audio Commentary with Jesus "Pelos" Olvera of Al Borde

• I Lost It In The Locker Room - an exclusive booklet by Mike McPadden, detailing the history of the Teen Sex Comedy

• Optional English and Spanish Subtitles

• Deleted Scenes & Outtakes

• Poster Art and Still Galleries

• Theatrical Trailers

• Separate Bilingual Menus in English & Spanish

• Foil Embossed Package Comes with a Free Sticker

Sex Is Zero is to South Korea what Porky's, American Pie, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High are to the United States. The Korean film has all the classic elements of a sex comedy: gratuitous breast shots, unusual use of bodily fluids, and a plot that's secondary to the physical comedic skills of the actors. Eun-Sik (Chang Jung Lim) is a 28-year-old sad sack of a college student. Though he's served in the military and is a skilled martial artist, he's insecure and socially inept. He accidentally wolfs down a sandwich made from rat poison and fried, um, sticky fluids (courtesy of his bizarre roommates). He ingests a drugged beverage intended to make women frisky. And when part of his dinner lands on a pin-up poster, what's a guy to do but lick it off? The highest-grossing comedy in South Korea, Sex Is Zero is slowed down with some drama that doesn't ring true. When the girl of his dreams suffers from a complicated abortion (after an affair with the selfish campus playboy), Eun-Sik matures into a caregiver--a role that is out of context for him in this movie. --Jae-Ha Kim









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